"I did it to protect the boys. Or to protect myself. I don't know anymore."
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
Would You Rather Be Iron Man Or Justin Bieber?
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
this is important
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes
it is our civic duty to help boys realize that theyre not funny and they need to shut up